Guise and Eves of the week!

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GUISE OF THE WEEK: BISHOP EDDIE

LONG

September 19-September 25


If you live in a glass Church, please don’t throw rocks!!!

This Guise led an Anti-Gay march through Atlanta in 2004, now six years later he has gay sex allegations and these extra sex sexy photos via MMS!! He thought he was too sexy, trying to pose just enough to show the muscles—————————————>

<———————————————————–and not too much to show his dong!

Tisk Tisk bishop!

Eve of the week: Bethany Storro

September 26-October 2

How did this EVE get this prestigious award? She decides that she wanted to commit suicide (no laughing matter, very sad) or cause such severe deformities to her face, that she could warrant getting an entirely new face (stupid as hell).

“When I realized it wasn’t killing me, I thought maybe this was the answer to all my problems,” Bethany Storro said. (Hell Yeah lets get ugly)

Gets worse. . .

She made up a story saying that she was attacked outside a coffee shop.  Bethany says a black woman with a ponytail approached her and said, ‘Hey pretty girl,‘ and she turned around and she asked if she wanted something to drink.  She said the woman then threw a cup of liquid in Storro’s face. (What a farce, it doesn’t even sound believable, “hey pretty girl”, first I can’t imagine a “sista” WITH  a ponytail walking up to Bethany saying hey pretty girl, damn Bethy Beth find a better line)

Even worse. . .

Her community is outraged, they are giving her money, adding thousands to her bank account, and the police are relentless. Bethany starts to feel bad and admits that it is all a hoax.

She now  faces charges of second-degree theft for accepting donations, she is believed to have spent several thousand dollars given to her for her recovery on a shopping spree at TARGET and a new computer.

I should be sympathetic, after all I did get my B.S. in PSY, she obviously is mentally unstable but there are too many layers to this story.

Guise of the week:

New York “Grand Ole’ Party” (GOP) gubernatorial nominee Carl Paladino


This past weekend Paladino made a speech to an group of orthodox Jewish Rabbis, within this speech he stated that he didn’t want the children “. . . to be brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid or successful option. . . “! He also stated that he did not partake in this summer’s gay pride parade but his opponent did. “. . .That’s not how God created us,”  “. . . and that’s not the example that we should be showing our children. . . “

There was also a line, which Paladino did not say, in his prepared text that read: “There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual.” (He does deny writing this statement and scratched it out because they were not his thought or words)
 
Beyond the obvious problem with this statement, you must understand the massive hate crimes that occurred in New york in the past week. Actually he made this statement only a few hours after the eight men were arraigned for the hate crimes.
 

Eight young men were arrested in connection with disgusting anti-hate crimes in NY. Bryan Almonte, 17, Steven Carabello, 17, Brian Cepeda, 17, Nelson Falu, 17, Idelfonso Mendez, 23, Dennis Piters, 17, David Rivera, 21, and Elmer Confresi, 23.

The story goes like this:

These 8 men, held three victims against their will , beat them in a vacant apartment and sodomized two of them. (SODOMIZED!!)

This group of creeps belong to a street gang called the Latin King Goonies, This all began because an 17 member had sex with a 30 yr old man.  The 17 yr old was then forced into an empty apartment in the middle of the morning and then asked about his sexual encounter. They did not only question him but derided him about  his sexual orientation, throw him around, strip him  naked, hit him with beer cans, cut him with a box cuter and sodomized with a wooden handle of a plunger, Later that day,  another 17-year-old was beaten over the 30-year-old man.

Roughly, an hour later they find the 30-year-old man and forced him into the same empty apt were he was forced to strip naked, tied to a chair opposite the 17 yr old and the young man was forced to beat him and burn him with face with cigarettes, he was then beat and sodomized with a small baseball bat.

Fortunately, this JACKASS Paul Paladino is losing in the race against his Democratic opponent Andrew Cuomo!

I hope he loses for the sake of NY!


Early Eve of the Week:

UNKNOWN


I hate to do this to my fellow lady but she has to know that this is wrong. . . .

Friends don’t let Friends show bad MIDRIFFS!!


I think she needs to speak to the Imagemaven: Whitney Patterson.  LOOK UP THE Imagemaven.wordpress.com or Iamconsulting.com!!

Your not going to pick up you local club promoter or local RAPPER this way hahahahahahaha. Gosh I hope no one knows her and if they do help her for next weekend!]


GUISE AND EVE of THE WEEK:

JIMMY MCMILLAN and KRISTEN DAVIS ( no not” Sex and the City”)

JIMMY

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KRISTINKristin Davis plans to run for governor with GOP Roger Stone's help. The ex-madam's former clients allegedly include Eliot Spitzer.


New york is having one heck of a week. The  New York gubernatorial debate was suppose to be an monotonous exposé between Democrat Andrew Cuomo and questionable Republican candidate Carl Paladino ( you know, the one I was bashing above). But, as viewers we were in for a ride, this was everything but vapid. Who dominated this circus was Jimmy Mcmillan, the ringer of “THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH PARTY”  who supports gay marriage , by responding, “If you want to marry a shoe , I’ll marry you” and Ex- Manhattan Madam/prostitute Kristin Davis who made a considerable amount of jokes about brothels.  Its is a MUST to check out Jimmy’s website RENTISTOODAMNHIGH.ORG, where you can listen to him rapping and buy a shirt which says ummmm. . .  rent is too damn high!!! Kristen explains her creditability by expressing that she was an “. . .valedictorian of my high-school class,” “I worked 10 years in finance. I was vice president of a hedge fund. I went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from scratch.” and “she ran her brothels better than the MTA( Metropolitan Transit Authority) “.  Kristen has created some interesting supporters, such as 50 Cent who’s extending G-unit to her, the  Northern California pot growers who consented to contributions and some of her wealthy former clients (whom probably want to stay anonymous).

Normally when I make Guise and Eves of the week, I tend not to like the award winners but I LOVE these two; although they did give me a good laugh. Thanks for informing me HL.


Guise and Eves of the week:

United States of America

What more is there to say. Im annoyed. . .

“Editor’s note: Phillip Dennis is the founder of the Dallas Tea Party and sits on a three-person steering committee. He is also the Texas state coordinator of Tea Party Patriots and an adviser to the National Tea Party Coalition. ( from cnn) “

WHEN DID WE START TAKING THE TEA PARTY SERIOUSLY

“Sarah Palin was asked Tuesday night on Fox News Channel about the possibility of a woman president. “Palin sat up tall in her chair, smiled, and licked her lips,” the Huffington Post noted.”

WHY IS PALIN STILL BEING HEARD


GUISE and EVES of the MONTH:

So I’ve been slacking so I just combined a few and make it for the end of Nov and Beginning of DEC

#1 Antoine Dodson,

you know the Bed Intruder Guy, Part of his lyrics below lol!! Well he went on the George Lopez show and said his first major purchase was a . . . . . .  GUCCI PURSE!!  Well I guess that could seem like a big asset if you live in a neighborhood where “they’re rapin errbody”

Bed Intruder lyrics by Antoine Dodson
he’s climbin in your windows
he’s snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y’all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they’re rapin errbody out here
you don’t have to come and confess
we’re lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy”

#2 My girl Kim Zolciak from RHW of ATLANTA

I do love me some pathlogical lying Kim, but shes one her own with this one.

Taking a smoke break while watching an NFL game , while being  three months pregnant.

She knows better, she’s an RN!!

#3 TONEX


2011

GUISE OF THE WEEK:

GOP REP Congressman Christopher Lee

2/06/2011-2/12/2011

I’m not sure if this is a flash back from Bishop Eddie Long or these people must play on facebook too much with their “Taking-a-picture-in-the-mirror-so -the-mirror-will-catch-my-reflection-and-my-phone’s-reflection”

<——– SEXY CHRIS

SEXY EDDIE———–>

Rep. Christopher Lee resigned Wednesday after a report claimed the married Republican congressman sent a shirtless photo of himself to a woman on Craigslist.

Earlier Wednesday Lee, asked by Fox News about the report as he was walking to his car, said he was not willing to talk about the issue, adding “I have to work this out with my wife.”…

A Lee spokesperson earlier told Gawker that the congressman believed he’d been a victim of hackers, noting that Lee sent a message to his staff about a security breach on Jan. 21 — though the published e-mails were dated a week earlier.

ARE WE SURPRISED THAT’S HE’S AN HOE, UMMMM. . .  NO BUT DAMN CAN WE GET SMART AND STOP DOING IT ON TACKY ASS CRAIGSLIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO A UMMMMM. . .  BAR or let’s get really sneaky. . . a restaurant( you look like you’re eating but you’re snooping to fuck!! JUST SAYING AND REALLY WHAT’S UP WITH THESE PICTURES, CAN PEOPLE PLEASE JUST STOP TAKING THEM IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!

<——— GOP CHRIS

OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN?

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