CORONA PLEASE, DON’T FORGET THE SALT!

On Sunday Funday GC and I found ourselves at Sam’s Boat in the Fountains, for their crawfish boil, YUMMMM YUMMM YUMMM, We love love love crawfish!!

So she’s shit talking across the bar to some guise who opposing the team that she loves ( I think it was the Celtics, no I’m certain), and he was rooting for some B-Ball team in MIAMI, I’m no sports fan, I just pretend because I like guise and guise like sports!!  Eventually the guise she is shit talking to decided to come over to our side of the bar (they had a bet, if her team won she got two shot of tequila and if she lost then she owed him ONE shot, we are girls okay). This was an older cat but you could tell he was pretty hot when he was younger or possibly an older women would appreciate his aged attractive face, I must admit his body was pretty nice.

FAST FORWARD. . .

He’s buying up the bar and we are all getting pretty toasted. . .  GC has to leave for like an hour or so. . .  I decide to stay behind, because I’m having a pretty decent time with 42 year old who thinks he’s 25 . ..

FAST FORWARD . . .

So 42 year old and I are chatting it up, when we see a EVE across the bar. . . LET me add some descriptions:

– SISTA

– Roughly 33-38

– A bit over weight

– Saggy TITS (YIKES, Victoria secret anyone)

– All around she was a bit busted.

She starts flirting with Mr. 42 year old across the bar ( let me add they were pretty loud, umm. .  just a tad bit embarassing), totally disregarding my presence until 15 mins in their conversation, the she says “Ya’ll aint together, right?”, Hell even if I was I think I would deny my relationship because her wording was so BITCH-YA-BETTER-NOT-BE-WITH-HIM!!

FAST FORWARD. . .

Since he’s a sugardaddy he offered her a drink:think the best way to explain this situation would be in dialogue form: I Shall title this:

 

” An act of a desperate freak: SAGGY TITS AND HER CORONA”

 

MR. 42: “What are you drinkin?”

SAGGY TITS:A Budweiser but you know my drink is really a corona, don’t get me started with a corona

SHAMEIKA: “What do you mean?

SAGGY TITS: ” I shouldn’t say, but it just brings it out of me

SHAMEIKA: “”Well shit you are getting a Corona, get her a Corona now!”

SAGGY TITS: (to bartender) “Corona please! Dont forget the salt

Bartender brings the Corona, WITHOUT SALT, oh nooooooooooooooo!!!

SAGGY TITS: “Um no I said salt, I can’t drink it without salt

Saggy Tits gets her well-dresseed Corona with salt drizzled down the bottle

SAGGY TITS:  ( to MR. 42:) ” I like them with long necks” (While stroking the corona)

Mr. 42:OH ! long necks, really?”

Sagggy tits takes the bottle, licks the salt off with her tongue  all over the damn “long neck”, put’s the bottle in her mouth, tilts her head back, takes in a big gulp and slowly sucks up the bottle to insure all the salt is gone!

SHAMEIKA: “OH SHIT!”

MR. 42 continues to flirt with saggy tits while he is eating his crawfish

SAGGY TITS: ( to mr. 42): “You like sucking the head”

MR. 42:Sucking the head?”

SAGGY TITS: “Yeah I like to SUCK THAT HEAD”   like her freaky ass was referring to the crawfish

Well think I should stop there. . . This was the best sunday funday in months. . ., I did feel like a heathen, I mean i just got out of church like three hours ago. . .  look Guise if you want to get your corona stroked, find a saggy titty, mid-thirites busted EVE and please, please, please  don’t forget to buy her a CORONA, oh yeah don’t forget the salt!!

THANK GOODNESS FOR ATT BLOCK LIST

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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the
wise.
                  Cato the Elder, from Plutarch, LivesRoman orator & politician (234 BC – 149 BC)
 
 
If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.
Mary Pickford US (Canadian-born) movie actress (1893 – 1979)
 

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Benjamin FranklinUS author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 – 1790)

So how many times will you allow someone to make mistakes in your life until you say: STOP!!

I think this answer varies depending on the situation but I truly think the answer should be ONCE!

If you are in a relationship, and you want to forgive your spouse/partner, but you know that you shouldn’t, you prob will still forgive them, but your third party friends are watching you like, “STOP”, and same goes vice versa, you become the level headed one in their relationship.

As human beings be are designed to be flawed, and mistakes are inevitable, it’s simple human error. But there’s a difference between forgetting where your keys are and lying about taking money from a wallet!

I believe that we should stop allowing people to make so many mistakes around us. I think yesterday was my first time saying STOP after the first mistake someone made and it felt great, I don’t have to worry about the mistake reoccurring, the situation is over. I think this philosophy can apply to any situation; work, Romanic children, friends, etc.

BY THE WAY: THANK GOODNESS FOR AT&T BLOCK LIST—> I can’t change my number again, I just changed it less than a month ago

What do you think?

An Evening to Reach Out to Our Senators

 

ONE: HOUSTON

 

TUESDAY APRIL 5th, 2011

Sherlock’s Baker Street Pub and Grill

6-9pm

West grey location!!

1997 West Gray St. (Map)
Houston, TX 77019

A gathering of those concerned about the present budget bill that proposes drastic cuts to programs that are extremely effective in the fight against HIV/AIDS and extreme poverty around the world. We will start the night watching the powerful film, Lazarus Effect.

Trailer ———————->[youtube=Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqacszjHocM&feature=youtube_gdata_player]  <—————-

Then we will write letters to our Senators, urging them to not go ahead with the proposed destructive cuts. This event will be an excellent opportunity for us to connect and build a strong organization here in the great city of Houston.

CLICK HERE FOR THE OFFICAL EVENT LINK

APRIL FOOLS!

YOU THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE A POST TODAY?

I DIDNT BECAUSE. . .

Actually I have nothing to write about/ LAZY, I trying to just get through my

day at work so I can go home and hibernate until tonight ( PARTY TIME)!!

My AFD prank: When my big sis CM was in Undergrad and I was in highschool, we told

our mother that she was pregnant, as My mother and I were walking out of

 HEB and CM was on the phone in WACO (BAYLOR BEARS)!! GPM (My

mother), almost had an heartattack and just let go of the shopping cart as

it was headed for a parked car, she looked like she was going to faint, so we

let the joke go for the sake of her life! 

 

While Im here what was your worst April fools joke you’ve pulled or had

 been pulled on you?