Okay so it took me almost a whole fecking year (ten months to be
exact) to get a 1000 viewers, I’m not sure if that’s how it works or maybe
I’m just moving really slow, but anyway it goes I’m fecking excited!! So I
more views to go and I think I can reach my 1000 by the end of this
month. Incentive: I will buy my 1000th viewer three rounds of drinks at a
super super cheap happy hour, maybe a place where a friend works and I
will most likely get the food and drinks for like 5 bucks altogether, either
way you’ll get drunk and full for FREE!! And if you dont live around me
then ill send you a visa gift card:$10!! Dont act like you dont want $10!!!
I mean this sounds like a pretty good gift to me for just Typing
Guiseeves.wordpress.com into your URL!!