Happy Valentine’s Day



I can guess that if you haven’t been getting any, this will be your LUCKY day and if you’re that unlucky I suggest you add a $14.99 charge to your comcast bill and rent from the adult section; eves: head over to zone d erotica buy a red dildo go home and pull out your brand new valentine’s gift and your sip on your Moet Rose (Lets keep it girly); guise: buy a botlle of Jonnie Walker Black not Red that’s way too cheap for a date (come on splurge on yourself) and buy a new lotion scent from Victoria’s Secret at least with your eyes closed you’ll think she’s in the room for a second!
Either way have a good night!


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